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  1. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    As of late I been seeing a lot of bad stand up comedy. I don't know why stand up is getting so bad it could be so many things. Every thing from a very politically correct environment to celebrities trying to turn them selfs.into stand up comics when they.never built up them skills in the clubs and spent tge years learning how to do it.
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    People like Brandon schuad who is one of the most unfunny stand up comics I ever seen.

    Any one else want to share who they find to be a bad stand up comic.
     
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      I've never been a fan of his either...just doesn't do anything for me
       
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  2. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    I don't know why people think Andrew dice clay is funny
     
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      I think the "joke" was the character of Andrew Dice Clay thought he was smart and cool but didn't realize he was a jack ass.
      I'm not a big fan of the character but I've heard interviews with the guy who was just being himself and he's pretty funny.
       
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      I also never understand why anyone thinks he was funny. I don't think I've seen him doing anything out of that character though. I'll have to check that out.
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      I get why people think he's funny...but I like my humor to be a bit more nuanced.
       
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  3. speakeasy

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    Dane Cook. Pauley Shore. Lisa Lampanelli.
     
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      I hate all 3 not funny at all
       
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      Lisa is nothing but vulgar. The other two - meh.
       
    3. phxbi_bear80
      Dane Cook has a very specific style that you either love or hate...it's more tolerable than some but not my favorite either.
       
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  4. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Kathryn Ryan
    I want to hump her
    But as long as she doesn’t try to make me laugh
     
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  5. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Ricky Gervais is the worst kind of unfunny twat
     
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      He’s not pushing boundaries,
      He went to America but most of the uk think he’s a unfunny turd
      He really is a awful person
      Watch any clip of derek and see his portrayal of special needs
       
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      I actually haven't much of his work truth be told, maybe that's a good thing
       
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      I think it depends where you first saw him,
      I used to watch a lot of late night comedy and saw his humour for the desperate attempt at attention
       
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      It would have been his earlier work for sure, and the gig at the White House Correspondence Dinner was good I thought
       
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      Imagine how sanctioned that script was
      Probably picked through by every agency with a interest
      Gervais is a toxic cunt
       
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  6. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Some will disagree, but:

    Jerry Seinfeld
    Ellen DeGeneres
    Dave Chappell
    Andrew Dice Clay (already mentioned)
     
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      Completely disagree on Dave he's in my top 5 stand ups. As for Jerry his dry humor was funny in the 90s just does not land today.
       
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      Forgot about Ellen, she is not funny. Funny looking, but not funny.
       
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I won't bust my brain thinking of names, but about 50% of stand-up comics I have seen are not funny and about 25% are only mildly entertaining.

    The remaining 25% run from OK to hysterical, with only about 5% in the hysterical range.
     
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  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    That shithead with the puppets couldn't find funny if you handed him a map and a flashlight.
     
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      Agreed.
       
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      Was that Jeff Dunham or the female one who does it
      Both creep me the fuck out
       
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      Jeff Dunham has my respect as a pretty good ventriloquist, but not as a comedian lol
       
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  9. Valspar

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    I've never watched much stand up but I didn't care for Robin Williams and Gilbert Gottfried.
     
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      Williams had his moments, but Gilbert Gottfried I never got... Bobcat Goldthwait was another snoozer.
       
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      The issue with Williams is joke theft and that's the worst thing you can do
       
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      I've never heard that but he was too manic and all over the place for me.
      That 5th line of coke before the show was too much. Lol
       
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      Yea he would steal from guys all the time and when they would complain about it he would send them checks in the mail to keep quite about it.
       
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  10. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    In my opinion, he doesn't do it for the joy he brings to the audience, he does it so he can get away with insulting, annoying and verbally abusing people.
    I'm sure he doesn't turn down the money he gets from standing there spewing verbal diarrhea either.
    I'd like to see one show from him, that he doesn't use profanity, doesn't demean someone and doesn't use his hair color or his religious background as a weapon against the audience.

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      I don't even know who this is.
       
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      Steve Hofstetter
       
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    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Still don’t know him or his schtick
       
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      In this clip, please keep in mind that Hofstetter escalated this intentionally, by calling out the audience member as an Anti-Semite, when in reality,, it is a fact that in the United States, a large majority of Television, Film and Newspaper conglomerates are owner, run, or supported by Jewish families or organizations. What the audience member said was not racist, nor Anti-Semitic. Hofstetter used his jewish heritage as a weapon to mock outrage and try to humiliate the audience member. It's what he does. BTW Note at the end of the clip he cites that TV, Film and movie industry in "Canada" is not controlled by Jews, but doesn't address anything else.

       
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  11. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    I never was much on slapstick physical comedy, Lucille Ball, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell. Hell, Jackass had a better handle on that stuff . Oh... and Jerry Lewis, nope.
     
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  12. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    So reading some of the comments I can tell every one has a lot of different taste and points of views of what makes a great comic. So I am going to spot light another bad comic that puts all the ones you suggested to shame I give you.
    Carlos Mencia
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    The man built his career up by stealing jokes from underneath guys who you may never hear. His theft was so rampant he earned the nick name carlos manstealia from his peers. His theft and career came to a end after Joe Rogan lost it on him at the ComedyStore in LA.
     
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      Never been a fan of his either. Somehow he even fucks up the jokes he steals from other comedians!
       
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  13. dinny

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    I get it... and then there's the cultural incest comedy of Larry, the cable guy, Bill Engvald, and Jeff Foxworthy. Sorry, grew up in that stuff and just don't find the humor in it... especially when they walk away with big paychecks for making laughs off of other folks reality. I guess that's what they think is funny, but it like TalCalbot said above... it's just vulgar in it's familiarity and demeaning in it's skewed description.
     
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      I still watched there shows because Ron White was fucking funny legit will probably name my kid tator-tot
       
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      Those guys were always great. I've watched Jeff Foxworthy since before the redneck jokes, way back in the day LOL
       
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  14. odi144

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    I saw Jeff Dunham before he made it, had two openers, the first guy just wasn't funny.

    The woman who went after was hilarious, can't believe she didn't make it.

    And Jeff was awesome.
     
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  15. SoloKim

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    I loved the early years of George Carlin but toward the end he became an angry old man.
    Some humor will last forever, some should just have never happened.
     
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      I like the angry, old George though...he gave some of his best perspectives on human nature when he got all fired up!
       
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  16. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I'm not a fan of any comedian that has to be vulgar or gross. I really enjoy comedians that put a lot of thought into their jokes, especially if it's a joke about mundane, everyday, stuff. Demetri Martin is one of my favorites. Absolutely hysterical (To me).
     
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I don't see the appeal of Dave Chappell or Jeff Dunham. I don't like Carlos Mencia either. He just rips off other comedians.
     
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      I like Chapple but I get the subjects he goes into makes some people uncomfortable but to me as long as it's funny no subject is off limits. But I get why some people would be put off.
       
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      He doesn't make me uncomfortable, but I felt like I was just watching a monologue instead of comedy. Maybe it was just not his best show.
       
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      You can't hate on Dave!!! NO!!! :cry:
      I can agree with Jeff Dunham though
       
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  18. Allie in cali

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    Brian Regan is hilarious. I dont find many other stand ups funny.
     
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  19. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I’m glad I like almost all of the comics mentioned. Gives me more fun I guess? I recently discovered Taylor Tomlinson. OMG! She is hilarious!
     
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      I once ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even in the club.
       
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      I don’t remember it exactly but the bit about not needing a receipt for buying a donut!
       
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      I use thar joke every time I buy food lol his jokes can be used in every day life
       
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      @MarieJames, I forgot you were married. Lol. Yeah, poor Mitch died of a heroin overdose.
       
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    6. SoutheastUSofA
      Mitch Hedburg had some GREAT stuff.
       
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