Granted,You have more energy! You cant even sit for a minuite with out freaking out...I wish I was filthy rich.

 

You keep working your business so much that you never bathe and are now filthy and RICH both.

I wish I had more energy, somebody will get it right.

 

Ooo Ooo Ooo I Know It Pick Meee!!!!

Wish Granted. You get more energy. You have so much in fact that we hook you up to the power lines to bring electricity to the town. You can't stop moving or you will blow up. Did I get it right???

I wish for some cheesecake.

 

Wish granted.. But someone spat in it.
I wish for lots of monster (it's an energy drink)

 

wish granted, but you drink so many of them you pass out from hyperventilation

I wish all the ladies on here would give me attention...

 

Wish granted. Your penis disintegrates (sp?)

I wish the drama would stop. You all know what Im talkin about.

 

Wish granted. The internet no longer works and everyone has to go back to snail mail.

I still wish I had a good book to read.

 

"I hope they serve beer in Hell" By Tucker Max is good. Unfortunately your eye sight fails.

Im passing my wish onto the next person. That means the next person can make two wishes in one post.

 

oooh 2 wishes. But isn't that a mixed blessing on this thread? Well, here goes.
I wish I could finish the story I am writing and I wish people would like it.

 

Very good. It is a mixed blessing. You get double the fuck ups

Wish granted. You finish your story but the forum is down for a month. When it comes back on people like it. But they are creepy old guys who start to stalk you and tell you what color underwear your are wearing because they are stalkin you while you pee.

 

Aargghhh! Wait a sec, they must be peeking on someone else. I don't wear undies .
I wish I knew what your wish was.

 

You don't???? hmmmmm

 

CAUSE YOUR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...FREE BAAAaaAALIN

or or or...

wont you flyyyyyYYYYyyy hIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIgh FREEEEEeee BALL!!!!

 

Guess I got 2 new peeping Tommettes. Not that I'm complaining.

I wish the Phillies would get some of their injured back on the field.

Hey L, how ya' doin?
Good night, Andrea. Sweet dreams.

 

Granted. The injured folk are back on the field but they are still injured. They just kind sit there doing nothin.

I wish my hair would grow back a bit faster.

 

Wish granted, but with that granted wish ALL your hair grows back as soon as it's shaved/cut. So now you're stuck shaving. and cutting hair, all day everyday, for the rest of your life.

I wish I could pay my car loan off...in full...right now

 

Your hair accelerates its growth and is now in 24hours down to your tailbone.

BUTTTT: so did the hair on your arms, legs, and even face. Now they call you the bearded lady, since everytime you shave it off, it grows back in 10minutes.

I wish I had more energy


(Queen Andrea knows how to answer that one)

 

Im gonna try and let someone else answer it this time.

 

R.I.P thread

I commit this thread to the earth as it has passed on to the other side. :rose:

 

Wish granted. However, it is pent up sexual energy and you just found out you have to work a triple shift.

I wish I had more time to be on the forum.